Dear Readers,
So I randomly asked my brother and his friend what I should write about today and they suggested girls, followed by the top ten reasons men don't understand women. I can sum it in one: Men are stupid. They laughed at this comment and my brother agreed. So, why is it men and women are so different? I'll try to come up with some differences.
1. Women are much more effective when it comes to communication. I once heard a funny phrase about the fastest way to speak an idea, "Telegraph, Telephone or tel-a-woman." Although this is meant to mock women, the idea couldn't portray more truth. Women are great communicators and can spread any kind of news like wildfire. I'm pretty sure the origin of this speed can be found in the ancient tradition of going to the restroom in herds. Not to mention, when guys get together they usually only discuss three things: women, sports and their choice between cars, sleep or food. Thus, women are much more informed.
2. Men participate in pretty pointless activities. Women have hobbies similar in nature, but no where close in number. Racing cars, sporting tournaments, etc, are all pretty pointless. Yes, sports keep men in shape, but there is no reason to base an entire month off of basketball. Watching these sports on television dominates the list in idleness. I love sports, but they have so many needless applications.
3. Chick-flicks. Now, I would like to ask a question. What classifies a chick-flick? Women love them. Men hate them. I love them(Except for "Win a date with Tad Hamilton," that movie has a terrible flavor). Until that receives a good answer, I will let your imagination give an in-depth description of the different genders' opinions.
4. I have kind of the same policy about what men and women think about love. Women strive for it and men...to be quite honest, I don't know what men think. Although, I enjoy the comedy sketch by Shaun Rapier about the BYU Board with Wedding rings and dresses. Watch that to find another explination of how men and women are different.
5. Women take forever to get ready. Case and point: I had to be over to a rehearsal at 10 this morning. I got up at 9:45 and was still there with five minutes to spare. Also in my house this morning was one of my brother's female friends. She appeared to been up for about an hour when I was running out the door and she was still in the bathroom straightening her hair. Women take forever. Especially at dances. They need about 3 hours. Although, I love the song entitled, "Waitin' on a woman." It points out that men don't mind anticipating the girl's arrival.
There are many more differences, but if we were to explore them all I would be here all night. I can't pretend to even begin to know them all. So, Curtis, you and your girlfriend should feel honored I took my subject from your inspiration. :)
So I randomly asked my brother and his friend what I should write about today and they suggested girls, followed by the top ten reasons men don't understand women. I can sum it in one: Men are stupid. They laughed at this comment and my brother agreed. So, why is it men and women are so different? I'll try to come up with some differences.
1. Women are much more effective when it comes to communication. I once heard a funny phrase about the fastest way to speak an idea, "Telegraph, Telephone or tel-a-woman." Although this is meant to mock women, the idea couldn't portray more truth. Women are great communicators and can spread any kind of news like wildfire. I'm pretty sure the origin of this speed can be found in the ancient tradition of going to the restroom in herds. Not to mention, when guys get together they usually only discuss three things: women, sports and their choice between cars, sleep or food. Thus, women are much more informed.
2. Men participate in pretty pointless activities. Women have hobbies similar in nature, but no where close in number. Racing cars, sporting tournaments, etc, are all pretty pointless. Yes, sports keep men in shape, but there is no reason to base an entire month off of basketball. Watching these sports on television dominates the list in idleness. I love sports, but they have so many needless applications.
3. Chick-flicks. Now, I would like to ask a question. What classifies a chick-flick? Women love them. Men hate them. I love them(Except for "Win a date with Tad Hamilton," that movie has a terrible flavor). Until that receives a good answer, I will let your imagination give an in-depth description of the different genders' opinions.
4. I have kind of the same policy about what men and women think about love. Women strive for it and men...to be quite honest, I don't know what men think. Although, I enjoy the comedy sketch by Shaun Rapier about the BYU Board with Wedding rings and dresses. Watch that to find another explination of how men and women are different.
5. Women take forever to get ready. Case and point: I had to be over to a rehearsal at 10 this morning. I got up at 9:45 and was still there with five minutes to spare. Also in my house this morning was one of my brother's female friends. She appeared to been up for about an hour when I was running out the door and she was still in the bathroom straightening her hair. Women take forever. Especially at dances. They need about 3 hours. Although, I love the song entitled, "Waitin' on a woman." It points out that men don't mind anticipating the girl's arrival.
There are many more differences, but if we were to explore them all I would be here all night. I can't pretend to even begin to know them all. So, Curtis, you and your girlfriend should feel honored I took my subject from your inspiration. :)
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